Bret is missing. Matt fills the gaping hole in his life with the story “Return to Burnwood,” the tale of a couple of kids encountering a part of the vegetal outer-space evil that sprouted in[…]
In “The Creep,” by Matt Cummins, we find out what the noises from the basement, which have been keeping your wife up at night, are! And it’s not great. Not great, let me tell you.[…]
In a dark hotel room, a young woman dressed like a priest waits with an open duffel bag at her feet, and a silenced pistol in her lap. They say that if you see the[…]
As the saga of Matthew’s Inferno continues from episode 10, Puggles compels Matt to tell a psychological horror story about the house–and history–that haunts a dark artist in “The Haunting House” by Matt Cummins. The[…]
In the first of two Halloween horror stories, “November Moon,” Monster Porn Podcast goes noble savage in a “dances with werewolves” situation! Keep your compound eyes open for the second Halloween story to drop tomorrow![…]
SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE: “Trees!” Trick or Tree-t! Stay rooted right where you are; don’t leaf yet, because we’re hitting you with a double whammy next week for Halloween with our takes on werewolves and haunted[…]
Don’t forget to enter our t-shirt giveaway. Rate & review MPP on iTunes before Halloween for a free sticker and chance to win one of two Monster Porn t-shirts! Check out weird artist Nic Calavera[…]
Halloween-tide merch giveway! Email your mailing address and a screenshot of you leaving a review for MP on iTunes / Apple Podcasts to email@example.com for a free Monster Porn sticker and a chance to win[…]
A holy-rolling double feature divinely ordained by no less than a god! In “Penance” by Matt Cummins, a poor schmuck finds himself in Hell after a car accident, except…he finds the customer service down below[…]
We read two-sentence horror story submissions from listeners and tell the tale (tail?) of the furry who was furry to the core. Today’s story: “Some Fursonas Are Ancient” by Bret Norwood Creep on us! @monsterPr0n[…]
Remember the night at the carnival as a kid when you figured out how the games were rigged and toyed with the carnies? So does that carny clown who ran the High Striker. Don’t do[…]
Today’s monster: the merdmaid! Sometimes you find a diamond in the rough. Sometimes you find a diamond in the shit. Sometimes you find a mermaid living in the wastewater treatment plant. Sometimes you fall in[…]
*Note: We regret the inconsistent audio quality in parts of this episode. Due to being pressed for recording time, we took a shortcut that we will not be taking again in the future. Thank you[…]
Today’s monster: hands! In this special bonus episode of Monster Porn Podcast, Bret goes solo to paint a picture of terror with the horror story of a highly disturbing domestic infestation! Story: “Hands” by Bret[…]
Today’s monster: Shadow people Beyond the veil of the perceptible universe, the lord of shadows waits the day when shadows themselves shall walk in daylight. Story: “A Shadow by Daylight” by Bret Norwood Creep on[…]
Today’s monster: the akaname or “filth licker” (Wikipedia) Have you ever encountered unexpected horror in the bathroom? I know I have. In this inaugural episode of the Monster Porn Podcast, we reveal the terror that stalks the[…]
What? More teaser? Yes, special bonus teaser-age is coming your way! That’s the kind of quality foreplay you can come to expect from Monster Porn podcast. Today’s Monster: Puggles the Teacup Pig! Full episode June[…]
Wherein our hosts discuss the origin of the word monster, undertake an arcane rite while under-qualified, and, finally, engage what may end in the desolation of this world.
All this in this special teaser episode for Monster Porn!
Full episodes coming June 25th!
Disclaimer: The Monster Porn Podcast is not intended for use as literal porn. However, if it just happens to get you off: you’re welcome! Monster Porn is a new horror podcast that will feature weird[…]