Surprise bonus episode! In “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy,” it is the early 1960’s and a man has been changed forever by a UFO sighting. In fact, he’s gone full-Mulder and has to know the[…]
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MP050 – “Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood
FIFTY episodes, monsterbators! THANK YOU for making this happen! Today, Monster Porn presents the Pastoress with “A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood. Get exclusive and bonus MP content by signing up for the Monster Porn[…]
MP049 – Tales from the Quarantine
Good day, monsterbators! Today’s episode is a little different. Due to circumstances of the coronavirus, Matt and Bret offer you two stories from isolation. Matt reads “Pass Times,” in which an all-American boy born to[…]
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MP046 – Wroth Chronicles: “The Heart Where Once Was a Hole” [Barbarian Fantasy / Sword and Sorcery] by Bret Norwood
Today on Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast: it’s barbarian fantasy with “The Heart Where Once Was a Hole” by Bret Norwood, introducing the barbarian Wroth. In this sword and sorcery fiction, Wroth the[…]
MP045 – “For Your Service” [Military Horror] by Matt Cummins
Matt drags Bret and Puggles on a quest to see the King–one Mr. Stephen King–and prove the conspiracy to ruin Matt’s career as a horror author! Who is Joe Hill and does he have a[…]
MP043 – “Ghost Cat” (A Weird Wampus Cat of the West) by Bret Norwood
Monster Porn presents a weird wampus cat of the West in the horror story “Ghost Cat” by Bret Norwood. Brooklyn is about to graduate high school and embark on her adult life, but her father[…]
MP040 – “Sucker” [Weird Sci-fi] by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn presents…uh, the closest thing to actual monster porn we’ve possibly run to-date. In the weird sci-fi story, “Sucker” by Bret Norwood, it’s like the acclaimed film The Arrival, but it’s the smut[…]
MP039 – “Pastoress: The Hesychast” by Bret Norwood
If you had to explain school shootings to an alien, what would you say? Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents “Pastoress: the Hesychast” by Bret Norwood. The cassocked killer from beyond the stars[…]
MPB08 – BONUS – “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton
Today on Monster Porn: Escape from Dinosaur Erotica Island!! For our feature, Bret reads “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton, a cartoon horror romp with everybody’s favorite man-cat buddy (that they just met), Spanglepuss, cat o’ the[…]
MPB07 – “The Horror at Kulbalat” by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! Monster Porn brings you “The Horror at Kulbalat” by Bret Norwood, a short horror story about some people in a cave with a box that hasn’t been opened in three thousand years.[…]
MP032 – “The Banner House” [Horror] by Matt Cummins
In another haunted house horror tale from Matt Cummins, a realtor returns to the old family home that has haunted his dreams as much as it has pulled on his heartstrings. Disturbing imagery adds distinctive[…]
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MP030 – “Alpha & Omega” [Comic Science Fiction] by Bret Norwood
“Be thou alpha as thy Father in Heaven is alpha.” — The Book of Doug, 15.2. Monster Porn presents a cosmic, Kirby-esque comic science fiction romp called “Alpha & Omega” by Bret Norwood. UN Space[…]
MP029 – “Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth” by Bret Norwood
Happy Fourth of July, monsterbators! Today we offer up another installment of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, only known on Earth as the Pastoress! In “Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth” by Bret Norwood, we see[…]
MP025 – “Subterranean Robot Slay-cation” Bizarro Fiction by Bret Norwood
Take a bizarro fiction couple’s retreat into an infernal realm of love, death, and robots with “Subterranean Robot Slay-cation” by Bret Norwood. If you love horror, weird fiction, and bizarro fiction, be sure to review[…]
MP024 – “As Full as the Moon” by Matt Cummins
It’s time we had “the sex talk.” Please sit down. I want to tell you about the birds and the bees and the poultice and the blood moon and the proper rites for ensuring conception.[…]
MP023 – “Pastoress: Angel of Death” Cosmic Horror by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn returns to cosmic horror with the re-appearance of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, known only–on Earth–as Pastoress! If you love the tentacles and existential languish of Lovecraftian cosmic horror, get[…]
MP021 – “In the Dead of Tinder” by Bret Norwood
Happy Monday, monsterbators! In today’s horror story, “In the Dead of Tinder” by Bret Norwood, a man runs out of prospects–save the prospect of horror. Special music provided by To Edit Is Human. Check out[…]
MP020 – “Sneakatchu Pro” & “The Final Instar”
Today on Monster Porn: Matt Cummins presents “Sneakatchu Pro,” the augmented reality knock-off game that is getting kids out of the house and into the Twilight Zone. Then, in “The Final Instar” by Bret Norwood,[…]
MP018 – “The Bridge to Citrus Empire” by Bret Norwood
“If Lovecraft had lived in L.A., he would have f#$ked a Jelly too,” is how you might summarize “The Bridge to Citrus Empire” by Bret Norwood. Mad Becky, a horror webcomic by Dustin S. https://tapas.io/episode/1210554[…]
MP014 – “Return to Burnwood” by Matt Cummins
Bret is missing. Matt fills the gaping hole in his life with the story “Return to Burnwood,” the tale of a couple of kids encountering a part of the vegetal outer-space evil that sprouted in[…]
MP012 – “Pastoress” by Bret Norwood
In a dark hotel room, a young woman dressed like a priest waits with an open duffel bag at her feet, and a silenced pistol in her lap. They say that if you see the[…]
