Before we launch into today’s feature, “Pastoress: We Will Be Changed,” please indulge us while we discuss how the podcast has struggled with Apple Podcasts over the last nine months and the rather surprising way[…]
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MP053 – “Race Invaders” and “Pastoress: The Zealots”
Today on a Monster Porn double feature, Matt and Bret play the game you just can’t win: Race Invaders! First, in Matt Cummins’ “Race Invaders,” a traffic stop puts a black man in a dangerous[…]
MP050 – “Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood
FIFTY episodes, monsterbators! THANK YOU for making this happen! Today, Monster Porn presents the Pastoress with “A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood. Get exclusive and bonus MP content by signing up for the Monster Porn[…]
MP041 – “Pastoress: Midnight Mass” by Bret Norwood
In “Pastoress: Midnight Mass,” Naomi shuns the Pastoress following the tragic ending of “Whosoever Believeth,” and the Pastoress goes alone to investigate a quarry when things go sideways. BUT FIRST LET’S SLEIGH SANTA! Welcome to[…]
MP039 – “Pastoress: The Hesychast” by Bret Norwood
If you had to explain school shootings to an alien, what would you say? Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents “Pastoress: the Hesychast” by Bret Norwood. The cassocked killer from beyond the stars[…]
MP029 – “Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth” by Bret Norwood
Happy Fourth of July, monsterbators! Today we offer up another installment of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, only known on Earth as the Pastoress! In “Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth” by Bret Norwood, we see[…]
MP023 – “Pastoress: Angel of Death” Cosmic Horror by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn returns to cosmic horror with the re-appearance of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, known only–on Earth–as Pastoress! If you love the tentacles and existential languish of Lovecraftian cosmic horror, get[…]
MP012 – “Pastoress” by Bret Norwood
In a dark hotel room, a young woman dressed like a priest waits with an open duffel bag at her feet, and a silenced pistol in her lap. They say that if you see the[…]