Happy Halloween!!! We’re back with some surprise blue super moon monsterbation for your All Hallow’s. In “The Embiggening” by Matt Cummins, a boy who thinks himself weak makes a wish that weak things can be[…]
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MP055 – “Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode” by Matt Cummins
Monsterbators! Today we present “Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode,” an interdimensional body horror comedy from Matt Cummins. When Jerry gets a bike tire in the backside and ends up in the E.R., the anesthetics take[…]
MP054 – “Starbat” by Bret Norwood
Presenting “Starbat” — When teen Eddie Adder dies and finds his shade on the moon, he also encounters Avery Case, the classmate who went missing a year ago, only she’s not dead. She’s dressed like[…]
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MP052 – “Blackbirds” [Dracula / Lovecraft Mashup] by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents a Lovecraftian take on Bram Stoker’s Dracula called “Blackbirds” by Bret Norwood. The narrator, fleeing over winter New England roads from an unknown danger, reflects upon[…]
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MP051 – “Break” [Paranormal Horror] by Matt Cummins
In MP051 – “Break,” college student Claire’s life is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled[…]
MPB10 – “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy” by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! In “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy,” it is the early 1960’s and a man has been changed forever by a UFO sighting. In fact, he’s gone full-Mulder and has to know the[…]
MP049 – Tales from the Quarantine
Good day, monsterbators! Today’s episode is a little different. Due to circumstances of the coronavirus, Matt and Bret offer you two stories from isolation. Matt reads “Pass Times,” in which an all-American boy born to[…]
MP048 – “Cupid: Bringer of Dreams, Maker of Nightmares” by Bret Norwood
Today on MP: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast: “Cupid: Bringer of Dreams, Maker of Nightmares” by Bret Norwood! A primordial force re-emerges during a university field trip to the museum, an entity that could humble[…]
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MP047 – “The Battle of the Bulge” [Body Horror] by Matt Cummins
Matt Cummins brings you body horror in today’s feature, “The Battle of the Bulge!” Max isn’t convinced about his wife Lizzie’s desire to have another kid. He also isn’t sure about the squat little fertility[…]
MP045 – “For Your Service” [Military Horror] by Matt Cummins
Matt drags Bret and Puggles on a quest to see the King–one Mr. Stephen King–and prove the conspiracy to ruin Matt’s career as a horror author! Who is Joe Hill and does he have a[…]
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MP044 – “The Cow in Reverse” [Science Fiction] by Bret Norwood
Monster Porn presents science fiction (with a dash of horror) in “The Cow in Reverse” by Bret Norwood. A dropship lands on Allworld containing ten dozen listless, serene guests from the star system called “The[…]
MP043 – “Ghost Cat” (A Weird Wampus Cat of the West) by Bret Norwood
Monster Porn presents a weird wampus cat of the West in the horror story “Ghost Cat” by Bret Norwood. Brooklyn is about to graduate high school and embark on her adult life, but her father[…]
MP042 – “10qt” by Matt Cummins
Get your tinfoil hats and sex robots ready ’cause we’re going to bunker down for doomsday in this post-apocalyptic episode, “10qt” by Matt Cummins. In this sci-fi horror satire, you may notice that the day[…]
MPB09 – Creepy Quickie! – “A Text in the Dark” [Horror Short] by Bret Norwood
With Matt out for Thanksday weekend, Bret goes rogue with the super short horror story “A Text in the Dark.” Ever get a text from a wrong number and then get murdered by a creep?[…]
MPB08 – BONUS – “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton
Today on Monster Porn: Escape from Dinosaur Erotica Island!! For our feature, Bret reads “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton, a cartoon horror romp with everybody’s favorite man-cat buddy (that they just met), Spanglepuss, cat o’ the[…]
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MP038 – “Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face” [Old Hag / Night Hag Horror] by Matt Cummins
A father musters the courage to meet the adult daughter he abandoned. He finds she’s made a success of her life, but how much does she remember? Does she remember what led to her mother’s[…]
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MP037 – “Hunter’s Moon” [Werewolf Horror] by Bret Norwood
Happy Halloween week! Today, Monster Porn offers up another serving of werewolf horror in “Hunter’s Moon,” the sequel to last year’s Halloween episode, MP010 – “November Moon.” When two teens venture out into the woods[…]
MP035 – “Wearing a Sheet Doesn’t Make You a Ghost” by Bret Norwood
In “Wearing a Sheet Doesn’t Make You a Ghost,” wearing a sheet does make you a ghost. When thirteen-year-old Corin and his friends discover a discarded sheet that grants the wearer the properties of a[…]
MP034 – The Midnight Preacher, pt. 1: “Why Are You Crying, Jack?” by Matt Cummins
“‘The Internet is a psychopath’s wet dream,’ police chief Hank Clemens thought as he looked down at the fly-covered corpse.” A small town. A murdered girl. A slimy preacher. A hard-ass police chief. Something supernatural[…]
MPB07 – “The Horror at Kulbalat” by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! Monster Porn brings you “The Horror at Kulbalat” by Bret Norwood, a short horror story about some people in a cave with a box that hasn’t been opened in three thousand years.[…]
MP033 – A Vampire Story Special
Monster Porn presents a super sexy vampire story special. In “The House on Sumner” by Bret Norwood, a house flipper’s work on a victorian home is interrupted by the reappearance of the previous home owner.[…]
MP032 – “The Banner House” [Horror] by Matt Cummins
In another haunted house horror tale from Matt Cummins, a realtor returns to the old family home that has haunted his dreams as much as it has pulled on his heartstrings. Disturbing imagery adds distinctive[…]
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MP031 – “The Update” [Horror Sci-Fi] by Matt Cummins
In a near future, the Unity app, downloaded directly onto nano-bot hardware within the human body, protects the majority from disease and the adverse effects of aging…Until the sigil of the flaming chalice begins to[…]
MP028 – “Red for Ribs, Brown for Brisket” [Slasher Horror / Gore] by Matt Cummins
Celebrate one year of Monster Porn with the Summer of Sin Challenge!! Take a selfie with Monster Porn merch in church or an inappropriate location of your choosing! Be creative! Send it to info@monsterpornpodcast.com or[…]
MP026 – “Maternity Leave” by Matt Cummins
Today on Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, we present “Maternity Leave” by Matt Cummins. Let’s all take some time off work to do some nest-building, monsterbators! If you enjoy Monster Porn, you can[…]
MPB05 – “Ea the Astronaut: The Nordic Alien Breakaway Civilization” by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! Explore the gray alien agenda, machine elves, and the Nordic alien breakaway civilization in the story “Ea the Astronaut” by Bret Norwood! If you enjoy weird shit like grays, Nordic aliens, and[…]
MP024 – “As Full as the Moon” by Matt Cummins
It’s time we had “the sex talk.” Please sit down. I want to tell you about the birds and the bees and the poultice and the blood moon and the proper rites for ensuring conception.[…]
MP023 – “Pastoress: Angel of Death” Cosmic Horror by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn returns to cosmic horror with the re-appearance of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, known only–on Earth–as Pastoress! If you love the tentacles and existential languish of Lovecraftian cosmic horror, get[…]
MPB04 – Black-Eyed Children Double Feature
Surprise bonus episode! Monster Porn gives you a double dose of Black-Eyed Children! For every 25 new reviews, we’ll launch a full-length bonus episode! If you want more Monster Porn in your life, review us[…]
MP022 – “The Squirsnatch” by Matt Cummins
Today on the Bad Dream Don’t Sleep Real Good Podcast, we bring you the creepy tale of the Squirsnatch! If you want us to return to Monster Porn, you gotta tell us by leaving Monster[…]
MP021 – “In the Dead of Tinder” by Bret Norwood
Happy Monday, monsterbators! In today’s horror story, “In the Dead of Tinder” by Bret Norwood, a man runs out of prospects–save the prospect of horror. Special music provided by To Edit Is Human. Check out[…]
MP020 – “Sneakatchu Pro” & “The Final Instar”
Today on Monster Porn: Matt Cummins presents “Sneakatchu Pro,” the augmented reality knock-off game that is getting kids out of the house and into the Twilight Zone. Then, in “The Final Instar” by Bret Norwood,[…]
MP019 – “Flurry” by Matt Cummins
A writer and his agent are hit hard by a winter storm while traveling through central Wyoming on book tour; the writer must face his insignificance as he looks into the muzzle of a forgotten[…]
MP018 – “The Bridge to Citrus Empire” by Bret Norwood
“If Lovecraft had lived in L.A., he would have f#$ked a Jelly too,” is how you might summarize “The Bridge to Citrus Empire” by Bret Norwood. Mad Becky, a horror webcomic by Dustin S. https://tapas.io/episode/1210554[…]
MP017 – “Back-Scratch Circle Jerk” by Matt Cummins
Positive attitude is the WD-40 of sales, bro. Let’s get a boner for doing business together with “Back-Scratch Circle Jerk,” a devil of a horror business-satire by Matt Cummins. Wear the Monster Porn t-shirt! TeeSpring.com/stores/monsterporn[…]
MP016 – “The Time-Eater” by Bret Norwood
Have some time to kill? Let Monster Porn consume it for you! In “The Time-Eater” by Bret Norwood, a starving artist believes he has found his calling…but a starving abomination has found him! Do you[…]
MP015 – Christmas Special! – “Frosted!” & “Deck the Halls”
Merry Christmas, Monsterbators! Saint Nicholas makes a special visit to Monster Porn Podcast bearing gifts of unknown and possibly dangerous nature, and we present a Christmas-y double-header with “Frosted!” by Bret Norwood and “Deck the[…]
MPB03 – “The King’s Maze” by Byron F. McBride & “The Heart of a Monster” by Amberley Griffin
In this bonus guest feature, Monster Porn is proud to present fantastic work by Byron F. McBride and Amberley Griffin. In “The King’s Maze” by Byron F. McBride, a nameless hero discovers the eldritch secret[…]
MP014 – “Return to Burnwood” by Matt Cummins
Bret is missing. Matt fills the gaping hole in his life with the story “Return to Burnwood,” the tale of a couple of kids encountering a part of the vegetal outer-space evil that sprouted in[…]
MP013 – “The Creep” by Matt Cummins
In “The Creep,” by Matt Cummins, we find out what the noises from the basement, which have been keeping your wife up at night, are! And it’s not great. Not great, let me tell you.[…]
MP012 – “Pastoress” by Bret Norwood
In a dark hotel room, a young woman dressed like a priest waits with an open duffel bag at her feet, and a silenced pistol in her lap. They say that if you see the[…]
MP011 – “The Haunting House” by Matt Cummins [Halloween Horror Story 2]
As the saga of Matthew’s Inferno continues from episode 10, Puggles compels Matt to tell a psychological horror story about the house–and history–that haunts a dark artist in “The Haunting House” by Matt Cummins. The[…]
MP010 – “November Moon” by Bret Norwood [Halloween Horror Story 1]
In the first of two Halloween horror stories, “November Moon,” Monster Porn Podcast goes noble savage in a “dances with werewolves” situation! Keep your compound eyes open for the second Halloween story to drop tomorrow![…]
MPB02 – BONUS – “Trees” by Bret Norwood
SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE: “Trees!” Trick or Tree-t! Stay rooted right where you are; don’t leaf yet, because we’re hitting you with a double whammy next week for Halloween with our takes on werewolves and haunted[…]
MP009 – “The Tokoloshe” by Matt Cummins
Don’t forget to enter our t-shirt giveaway. Rate & review MPP on iTunes before Halloween for a free sticker and chance to win one of two Monster Porn t-shirts! Check out weird artist Nic Calavera[…]
MP008 – “Counsel from the Cornstalks” & “The Checkout Line”
Halloween-tide merch giveway! Email your mailing address and a screenshot of you leaving a review for MP on iTunes / Apple Podcasts to info@monsterpornpodcast.com for a free Monster Porn sticker and a chance to win[…]
MP007 – “Penance” and “Looking at Women from a Distance”
A holy-rolling double feature divinely ordained by no less than a god! In “Penance” by Matt Cummins, a poor schmuck finds himself in Hell after a car accident, except…he finds the customer service down below[…]
MP006 – “Some Fursonas Are Ancient” by Bret Norwood
We read two-sentence horror story submissions from listeners and tell the tale (tail?) of the furry who was furry to the core. Today’s story: “Some Fursonas Are Ancient” by Bret Norwood Creep on us! @monsterPr0n[…]
MP005 – “The High Striker” by Matt Cummins
Remember the night at the carnival as a kid when you figured out how the games were rigged and toyed with the carnies? So does that carny clown who ran the High Striker. Don’t do[…]
MP004 – “The Merdmaid” by Bret Norwood
Today’s monster: the merdmaid! Sometimes you find a diamond in the rough. Sometimes you find a diamond in the shit. Sometimes you find a mermaid living in the wastewater treatment plant. Sometimes you fall in[…]
