Good day, monsterbators! Today’s episode is a little different. Due to circumstances of the coronavirus, Matt and Bret offer you two stories from isolation. Matt reads “Pass Times,” in which an all-American boy born to[…]
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MP045 – “For Your Service” [Military Horror] by Matt Cummins
Matt drags Bret and Puggles on a quest to see the King–one Mr. Stephen King–and prove the conspiracy to ruin Matt’s career as a horror author! Who is Joe Hill and does he have a[…]
MP043 – “Ghost Cat” (A Weird Wampus Cat of the West) by Bret Norwood
Monster Porn presents a weird wampus cat of the West in the horror story “Ghost Cat” by Bret Norwood. Brooklyn is about to graduate high school and embark on her adult life, but her father[…]
MPB09 – Creepy Quickie! – “A Text in the Dark” [Horror Short] by Bret Norwood
With Matt out for Thanksday weekend, Bret goes rogue with the super short horror story “A Text in the Dark.” Ever get a text from a wrong number and then get murdered by a creep?[…]
MPB08 – BONUS – “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton
Today on Monster Porn: Escape from Dinosaur Erotica Island!! For our feature, Bret reads “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton, a cartoon horror romp with everybody’s favorite man-cat buddy (that they just met), Spanglepuss, cat o’ the[…]
MP038 – “Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face” [Old Hag / Night Hag Horror] by Matt Cummins
A father musters the courage to meet the adult daughter he abandoned. He finds she’s made a success of her life, but how much does she remember? Does she remember what led to her mother’s[…]
MPB07 – “The Horror at Kulbalat” by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! Monster Porn brings you “The Horror at Kulbalat” by Bret Norwood, a short horror story about some people in a cave with a box that hasn’t been opened in three thousand years.[…]
MP033 – A Vampire Story Special
Monster Porn presents a super sexy vampire story special. In “The House on Sumner” by Bret Norwood, a house flipper’s work on a victorian home is interrupted by the reappearance of the previous home owner.[…]
MP032 – “The Banner House” [Horror] by Matt Cummins
In another haunted house horror tale from Matt Cummins, a realtor returns to the old family home that has haunted his dreams as much as it has pulled on his heartstrings. Disturbing imagery adds distinctive[…]
MP023 – “Pastoress: Angel of Death” Cosmic Horror by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn returns to cosmic horror with the re-appearance of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, known only–on Earth–as Pastoress! If you love the tentacles and existential languish of Lovecraftian cosmic horror, get[…]
MPB04 – Black-Eyed Children Double Feature
Surprise bonus episode! Monster Porn gives you a double dose of Black-Eyed Children! For every 25 new reviews, we’ll launch a full-length bonus episode! If you want more Monster Porn in your life, review us[…]
MP021 – “In the Dead of Tinder” by Bret Norwood
Happy Monday, monsterbators! In today’s horror story, “In the Dead of Tinder” by Bret Norwood, a man runs out of prospects–save the prospect of horror. Special music provided by To Edit Is Human. Check out[…]
MP019 – “Flurry” by Matt Cummins
A writer and his agent are hit hard by a winter storm while traveling through central Wyoming on book tour; the writer must face his insignificance as he looks into the muzzle of a forgotten[…]
MP017 – “Back-Scratch Circle Jerk” by Matt Cummins
Positive attitude is the WD-40 of sales, bro. Let’s get a boner for doing business together with “Back-Scratch Circle Jerk,” a devil of a horror business-satire by Matt Cummins. Wear the Monster Porn t-shirt! TeeSpring.com/stores/monsterporn[…]
MP016 – “The Time-Eater” by Bret Norwood
Have some time to kill? Let Monster Porn consume it for you! In “The Time-Eater” by Bret Norwood, a starving artist believes he has found his calling…but a starving abomination has found him! Do you[…]