Happy Halloween!!! We’re back with some surprise blue super moon monsterbation for your All Hallow’s. In “The Embiggening” by Matt Cummins, a boy who thinks himself weak makes a wish that weak things can be[…]
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MP047 – “The Battle of the Bulge” [Body Horror] by Matt Cummins
Matt Cummins brings you body horror in today’s feature, “The Battle of the Bulge!” Max isn’t convinced about his wife Lizzie’s desire to have another kid. He also isn’t sure about the squat little fertility[…]
MPB09 – Creepy Quickie! – “A Text in the Dark” [Horror Short] by Bret Norwood
With Matt out for Thanksday weekend, Bret goes rogue with the super short horror story “A Text in the Dark.” Ever get a text from a wrong number and then get murdered by a creep?[…]
MP028 – “Red for Ribs, Brown for Brisket” [Slasher Horror / Gore] by Matt Cummins
Celebrate one year of Monster Porn with the Summer of Sin Challenge!! Take a selfie with Monster Porn merch in church or an inappropriate location of your choosing! Be creative! Send it to info@monsterpornpodcast.com or[…]
MP016 – “The Time-Eater” by Bret Norwood
Have some time to kill? Let Monster Porn consume it for you! In “The Time-Eater” by Bret Norwood, a starving artist believes he has found his calling…but a starving abomination has found him! Do you[…]
MP013 – “The Creep” by Matt Cummins
In “The Creep,” by Matt Cummins, we find out what the noises from the basement, which have been keeping your wife up at night, are! And it’s not great. Not great, let me tell you.[…]
MP012 – “Pastoress” by Bret Norwood
In a dark hotel room, a young woman dressed like a priest waits with an open duffel bag at her feet, and a silenced pistol in her lap. They say that if you see the[…]
MP010 – “November Moon” by Bret Norwood [Halloween Horror Story 1]
In the first of two Halloween horror stories, “November Moon,” Monster Porn Podcast goes noble savage in a “dances with werewolves” situation! Keep your compound eyes open for the second Halloween story to drop tomorrow![…]
MPB02 – BONUS – “Trees” by Bret Norwood
SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE: “Trees!” Trick or Tree-t! Stay rooted right where you are; don’t leaf yet, because we’re hitting you with a double whammy next week for Halloween with our takes on werewolves and haunted[…]
MP009 – “The Tokoloshe” by Matt Cummins
Don’t forget to enter our t-shirt giveaway. Rate & review MPP on iTunes before Halloween for a free sticker and chance to win one of two Monster Porn t-shirts! Check out weird artist Nic Calavera[…]
MP008 – “Counsel from the Cornstalks” & “The Checkout Line”
Halloween-tide merch giveway! Email your mailing address and a screenshot of you leaving a review for MP on iTunes / Apple Podcasts to info@monsterpornpodcast.com for a free Monster Porn sticker and a chance to win[…]
MP007 – “Penance” and “Looking at Women from a Distance”
A holy-rolling double feature divinely ordained by no less than a god! In “Penance” by Matt Cummins, a poor schmuck finds himself in Hell after a car accident, except…he finds the customer service down below[…]
MP004 – “The Merdmaid” by Bret Norwood
Today’s monster: the merdmaid! Sometimes you find a diamond in the rough. Sometimes you find a diamond in the shit. Sometimes you find a mermaid living in the wastewater treatment plant. Sometimes you fall in[…]
MP003 – “Two-Sided Sarah” by Matt Cummins
*Note: We regret the inconsistent audio quality in parts of this episode. Due to being pressed for recording time, we took a shortcut that we will not be taking again in the future. Thank you[…]
MPB01 – BONUS – “Hands” by Bret Norwood
Today’s monster: hands! In this special bonus episode of Monster Porn Podcast, Bret goes solo to paint a picture of terror with the horror story of a highly disturbing domestic infestation! Story: “Hands” by Bret[…]
