Today on a Monster Porn double feature, Matt and Bret play the game you just can’t win: Race Invaders! First, in Matt Cummins’ “Race Invaders,” a traffic stop puts a black man in a dangerous[…]
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MPB10 – “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy” by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! In “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy,” it is the early 1960’s and a man has been changed forever by a UFO sighting. In fact, he’s gone full-Mulder and has to know the[…]
MP050 – “Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood
FIFTY episodes, monsterbators! THANK YOU for making this happen! Today, Monster Porn presents the Pastoress with “A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood. Get exclusive and bonus MP content by signing up for the Monster Porn[…]
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MP044 – “The Cow in Reverse” [Science Fiction] by Bret Norwood
Monster Porn presents science fiction (with a dash of horror) in “The Cow in Reverse” by Bret Norwood. A dropship lands on Allworld containing ten dozen listless, serene guests from the star system called “The[…]
MP041 – “Pastoress: Midnight Mass” by Bret Norwood
In “Pastoress: Midnight Mass,” Naomi shuns the Pastoress following the tragic ending of “Whosoever Believeth,” and the Pastoress goes alone to investigate a quarry when things go sideways. BUT FIRST LET’S SLEIGH SANTA! Welcome to[…]
MP040 – “Sucker” [Weird Sci-fi] by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn presents…uh, the closest thing to actual monster porn we’ve possibly run to-date. In the weird sci-fi story, “Sucker” by Bret Norwood, it’s like the acclaimed film The Arrival, but it’s the smut[…]
MP039 – “Pastoress: The Hesychast” by Bret Norwood
If you had to explain school shootings to an alien, what would you say? Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents “Pastoress: the Hesychast” by Bret Norwood. The cassocked killer from beyond the stars[…]
MP029 – “Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth” by Bret Norwood
Happy Fourth of July, monsterbators! Today we offer up another installment of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, only known on Earth as the Pastoress! In “Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth” by Bret Norwood, we see[…]
MPB05 – “Ea the Astronaut: The Nordic Alien Breakaway Civilization” by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! Explore the gray alien agenda, machine elves, and the Nordic alien breakaway civilization in the story “Ea the Astronaut” by Bret Norwood! If you enjoy weird shit like grays, Nordic aliens, and[…]
MP020 – “Sneakatchu Pro” & “The Final Instar”
Today on Monster Porn: Matt Cummins presents “Sneakatchu Pro,” the augmented reality knock-off game that is getting kids out of the house and into the Twilight Zone. Then, in “The Final Instar” by Bret Norwood,[…]
MP014 – “Return to Burnwood” by Matt Cummins
Bret is missing. Matt fills the gaping hole in his life with the story “Return to Burnwood,” the tale of a couple of kids encountering a part of the vegetal outer-space evil that sprouted in[…]
MP012 – “Pastoress” by Bret Norwood
In a dark hotel room, a young woman dressed like a priest waits with an open duffel bag at her feet, and a silenced pistol in her lap. They say that if you see the[…]
MPB02 – BONUS – “Trees” by Bret Norwood
SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE: “Trees!” Trick or Tree-t! Stay rooted right where you are; don’t leaf yet, because we’re hitting you with a double whammy next week for Halloween with our takes on werewolves and haunted[…]
MP007 – “Penance” and “Looking at Women from a Distance”
A holy-rolling double feature divinely ordained by no less than a god! In “Penance” by Matt Cummins, a poor schmuck finds himself in Hell after a car accident, except…he finds the customer service down below[…]
