Happy Halloween!!! We’re back with some surprise blue super moon monsterbation for your All Hallow’s. In “The Embiggening” by Matt Cummins, a boy who thinks himself weak makes a wish that weak things can be[…]
Podcast: Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast
Do you love horror, weird fiction, Halloween, creepy things? You’ve heard of car porn, earth porn, word porn…Now brace yourself for…Monster Porn! When Matt and wannabe sorcerer Bret accidentally summon an eldritch horror, trapping him in the body of an adorable teacup piggie, they are compelled to create the horror anthology podcast that will destroy the world. It’s chock-full of cosmic horror, bloody thrillers, bad comedy, werewolves, vampires, tentacle-bearing Lovecraftian horrors, and bizarro epics.
MP055 – “Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode” by Matt Cummins
Monsterbators! Today we present “Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode,” an interdimensional body horror comedy from Matt Cummins. When Jerry gets a bike tire in the backside and ends up in the E.R., the anesthetics take[…]
MP054 – “Starbat” by Bret Norwood
Presenting “Starbat” — When teen Eddie Adder dies and finds his shade on the moon, he also encounters Avery Case, the classmate who went missing a year ago, only she’s not dead. She’s dressed like[…]
MP053 – “Race Invaders” and “Pastoress: The Zealots”
Today on a Monster Porn double feature, Matt and Bret play the game you just can’t win: Race Invaders! First, in Matt Cummins’ “Race Invaders,” a traffic stop puts a black man in a dangerous[…]
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MP052 – “Blackbirds” [Dracula / Lovecraft Mashup] by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents a Lovecraftian take on Bram Stoker’s Dracula called “Blackbirds” by Bret Norwood. The narrator, fleeing over winter New England roads from an unknown danger, reflects upon[…]
MPB11 – “Many Things About Tomorrow” by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! In “Many Things About Tomorrow” by Bret Norwood, it’s the near future and the world is on “Pandemic 3” when Dawson Watkins leads his family up into the mountains in what he[…]
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MP051 – “Break” [Paranormal Horror] by Matt Cummins
In MP051 – “Break,” college student Claire’s life is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled[…]
MPB10 – “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy” by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! In “Aliens Exist? The UFO Conspiracy,” it is the early 1960’s and a man has been changed forever by a UFO sighting. In fact, he’s gone full-Mulder and has to know the[…]
MP050 – “Pastoress: A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood
FIFTY episodes, monsterbators! THANK YOU for making this happen! Today, Monster Porn presents the Pastoress with “A God-Shaped Hole” by Bret Norwood. Get exclusive and bonus MP content by signing up for the Monster Porn[…]
MP049 – Tales from the Quarantine
Good day, monsterbators! Today’s episode is a little different. Due to circumstances of the coronavirus, Matt and Bret offer you two stories from isolation. Matt reads “Pass Times,” in which an all-American boy born to[…]
MP048 – “Cupid: Bringer of Dreams, Maker of Nightmares” by Bret Norwood
Today on MP: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast: “Cupid: Bringer of Dreams, Maker of Nightmares” by Bret Norwood! A primordial force re-emerges during a university field trip to the museum, an entity that could humble[…]
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MP047 – “The Battle of the Bulge” [Body Horror] by Matt Cummins
Matt Cummins brings you body horror in today’s feature, “The Battle of the Bulge!” Max isn’t convinced about his wife Lizzie’s desire to have another kid. He also isn’t sure about the squat little fertility[…]
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MP046 – Wroth Chronicles: “The Heart Where Once Was a Hole” [Barbarian Fantasy / Sword and Sorcery] by Bret Norwood
Today on Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast: it’s barbarian fantasy with “The Heart Where Once Was a Hole” by Bret Norwood, introducing the barbarian Wroth. In this sword and sorcery fiction, Wroth the[…]
MP045 – “For Your Service” [Military Horror] by Matt Cummins
Matt drags Bret and Puggles on a quest to see the King–one Mr. Stephen King–and prove the conspiracy to ruin Matt’s career as a horror author! Who is Joe Hill and does he have a[…]
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MP044 – “The Cow in Reverse” [Science Fiction] by Bret Norwood
Monster Porn presents science fiction (with a dash of horror) in “The Cow in Reverse” by Bret Norwood. A dropship lands on Allworld containing ten dozen listless, serene guests from the star system called “The[…]
MP043 – “Ghost Cat” (A Weird Wampus Cat of the West) by Bret Norwood
Monster Porn presents a weird wampus cat of the West in the horror story “Ghost Cat” by Bret Norwood. Brooklyn is about to graduate high school and embark on her adult life, but her father[…]
MP042 – “10qt” by Matt Cummins
Get your tinfoil hats and sex robots ready ’cause we’re going to bunker down for doomsday in this post-apocalyptic episode, “10qt” by Matt Cummins. In this sci-fi horror satire, you may notice that the day[…]
MP041 – “Pastoress: Midnight Mass” by Bret Norwood
In “Pastoress: Midnight Mass,” Naomi shuns the Pastoress following the tragic ending of “Whosoever Believeth,” and the Pastoress goes alone to investigate a quarry when things go sideways. BUT FIRST LET’S SLEIGH SANTA! Welcome to[…]
MP040 – “Sucker” [Weird Sci-fi] by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn presents…uh, the closest thing to actual monster porn we’ve possibly run to-date. In the weird sci-fi story, “Sucker” by Bret Norwood, it’s like the acclaimed film The Arrival, but it’s the smut[…]
MPB09 – Creepy Quickie! – “A Text in the Dark” [Horror Short] by Bret Norwood
With Matt out for Thanksday weekend, Bret goes rogue with the super short horror story “A Text in the Dark.” Ever get a text from a wrong number and then get murdered by a creep?[…]
MP039 – “Pastoress: The Hesychast” by Bret Norwood
If you had to explain school shootings to an alien, what would you say? Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents “Pastoress: the Hesychast” by Bret Norwood. The cassocked killer from beyond the stars[…]
MPB08 – BONUS – “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton
Today on Monster Porn: Escape from Dinosaur Erotica Island!! For our feature, Bret reads “Spanglepuss” by Josh Holton, a cartoon horror romp with everybody’s favorite man-cat buddy (that they just met), Spanglepuss, cat o’ the[…]
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MP038 – “Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face” [Old Hag / Night Hag Horror] by Matt Cummins
A father musters the courage to meet the adult daughter he abandoned. He finds she’s made a success of her life, but how much does she remember? Does she remember what led to her mother’s[…]
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MP037 – “Hunter’s Moon” [Werewolf Horror] by Bret Norwood
Happy Halloween week! Today, Monster Porn offers up another serving of werewolf horror in “Hunter’s Moon,” the sequel to last year’s Halloween episode, MP010 – “November Moon.” When two teens venture out into the woods[…]
MP035 – “Wearing a Sheet Doesn’t Make You a Ghost” by Bret Norwood
In “Wearing a Sheet Doesn’t Make You a Ghost,” wearing a sheet does make you a ghost. When thirteen-year-old Corin and his friends discover a discarded sheet that grants the wearer the properties of a[…]
MP034 – The Midnight Preacher, pt. 1: “Why Are You Crying, Jack?” by Matt Cummins
“‘The Internet is a psychopath’s wet dream,’ police chief Hank Clemens thought as he looked down at the fly-covered corpse.” A small town. A murdered girl. A slimy preacher. A hard-ass police chief. Something supernatural[…]
MPB07 – “The Horror at Kulbalat” by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! Monster Porn brings you “The Horror at Kulbalat” by Bret Norwood, a short horror story about some people in a cave with a box that hasn’t been opened in three thousand years.[…]
MP033 – A Vampire Story Special
Monster Porn presents a super sexy vampire story special. In “The House on Sumner” by Bret Norwood, a house flipper’s work on a victorian home is interrupted by the reappearance of the previous home owner.[…]
MP032 – “The Banner House” [Horror] by Matt Cummins
In another haunted house horror tale from Matt Cummins, a realtor returns to the old family home that has haunted his dreams as much as it has pulled on his heartstrings. Disturbing imagery adds distinctive[…]
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MP031 – “The Update” [Horror Sci-Fi] by Matt Cummins
In a near future, the Unity app, downloaded directly onto nano-bot hardware within the human body, protects the majority from disease and the adverse effects of aging…Until the sigil of the flaming chalice begins to[…]
MPB06 – Creepy Quickie! – “The Incredible Crash Test Zombies” by Bret Norwood & “Priscilla Pursued” by Byron F. McBride
Surprise bonus episode! In this “creepy quickie” from Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, we present the shorts “The Incredible Crash Test Zombies” by Bret Norwood and “Priscilla Pursued” by returning guest contributor Byron[…]
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MP030 – “Alpha & Omega” [Comic Science Fiction] by Bret Norwood
“Be thou alpha as thy Father in Heaven is alpha.” — The Book of Doug, 15.2. Monster Porn presents a cosmic, Kirby-esque comic science fiction romp called “Alpha & Omega” by Bret Norwood. UN Space[…]
MP029 – “Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth” by Bret Norwood
Happy Fourth of July, monsterbators! Today we offer up another installment of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, only known on Earth as the Pastoress! In “Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth” by Bret Norwood, we see[…]
MP028 – “Red for Ribs, Brown for Brisket” [Slasher Horror / Gore] by Matt Cummins
Celebrate one year of Monster Porn with the Summer of Sin Challenge!! Take a selfie with Monster Porn merch in church or an inappropriate location of your choosing! Be creative! Send it to info@monsterpornpodcast.com or[…]
MP027 – “Naranca: A Slavic Vampire Myth” [Fantasy Fiction] by Bret Norwood
Today on Monster Porn: It’s fantasy fiction with “Naranca: A Slavic Vampire Myth.” Do you think you know vampires? We bring it back to the Slavic origin of vampires with a Ghibli-esque fantasy set in[…]
MP026 – “Maternity Leave” by Matt Cummins
Today on Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, we present “Maternity Leave” by Matt Cummins. Let’s all take some time off work to do some nest-building, monsterbators! If you enjoy Monster Porn, you can[…]
MPB05 – “Ea the Astronaut: The Nordic Alien Breakaway Civilization” by Bret Norwood
Surprise bonus episode! Explore the gray alien agenda, machine elves, and the Nordic alien breakaway civilization in the story “Ea the Astronaut” by Bret Norwood! If you enjoy weird shit like grays, Nordic aliens, and[…]
MP025 – “Subterranean Robot Slay-cation” Bizarro Fiction by Bret Norwood
Take a bizarro fiction couple’s retreat into an infernal realm of love, death, and robots with “Subterranean Robot Slay-cation” by Bret Norwood. If you love horror, weird fiction, and bizarro fiction, be sure to review[…]
MP024 – “As Full as the Moon” by Matt Cummins
It’s time we had “the sex talk.” Please sit down. I want to tell you about the birds and the bees and the poultice and the blood moon and the proper rites for ensuring conception.[…]
MP023 – “Pastoress: Angel of Death” Cosmic Horror by Bret Norwood
Today, Monster Porn returns to cosmic horror with the re-appearance of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, known only–on Earth–as Pastoress! If you love the tentacles and existential languish of Lovecraftian cosmic horror, get[…]
MPB04 – Black-Eyed Children Double Feature
Surprise bonus episode! Monster Porn gives you a double dose of Black-Eyed Children! For every 25 new reviews, we’ll launch a full-length bonus episode! If you want more Monster Porn in your life, review us[…]
MP022 – “The Squirsnatch” by Matt Cummins
Today on the Bad Dream Don’t Sleep Real Good Podcast, we bring you the creepy tale of the Squirsnatch! If you want us to return to Monster Porn, you gotta tell us by leaving Monster[…]
MP021 – “In the Dead of Tinder” by Bret Norwood
Happy Monday, monsterbators! In today’s horror story, “In the Dead of Tinder” by Bret Norwood, a man runs out of prospects–save the prospect of horror. Special music provided by To Edit Is Human. Check out[…]
MP020 – “Sneakatchu Pro” & “The Final Instar”
Today on Monster Porn: Matt Cummins presents “Sneakatchu Pro,” the augmented reality knock-off game that is getting kids out of the house and into the Twilight Zone. Then, in “The Final Instar” by Bret Norwood,[…]
MP019 – “Flurry” by Matt Cummins
A writer and his agent are hit hard by a winter storm while traveling through central Wyoming on book tour; the writer must face his insignificance as he looks into the muzzle of a forgotten[…]
MP018 – “The Bridge to Citrus Empire” by Bret Norwood
“If Lovecraft had lived in L.A., he would have f#$ked a Jelly too,” is how you might summarize “The Bridge to Citrus Empire” by Bret Norwood. Mad Becky, a horror webcomic by Dustin S. https://tapas.io/episode/1210554[…]
MP017 – “Back-Scratch Circle Jerk” by Matt Cummins
Positive attitude is the WD-40 of sales, bro. Let’s get a boner for doing business together with “Back-Scratch Circle Jerk,” a devil of a horror business-satire by Matt Cummins. Wear the Monster Porn t-shirt! TeeSpring.com/stores/monsterporn[…]
MP016 – “The Time-Eater” by Bret Norwood
Have some time to kill? Let Monster Porn consume it for you! In “The Time-Eater” by Bret Norwood, a starving artist believes he has found his calling…but a starving abomination has found him! Do you[…]
MP015 – Christmas Special! – “Frosted!” & “Deck the Halls”
Merry Christmas, Monsterbators! Saint Nicholas makes a special visit to Monster Porn Podcast bearing gifts of unknown and possibly dangerous nature, and we present a Christmas-y double-header with “Frosted!” by Bret Norwood and “Deck the[…]
MPB03 – “The King’s Maze” by Byron F. McBride & “The Heart of a Monster” by Amberley Griffin
In this bonus guest feature, Monster Porn is proud to present fantastic work by Byron F. McBride and Amberley Griffin. In “The King’s Maze” by Byron F. McBride, a nameless hero discovers the eldritch secret[…]
