Merry Christmas, Monsterbators! Saint Nicholas makes a special visit to Monster Porn Podcast bearing gifts of unknown and possibly dangerous nature, and we present a Christmas-y double-header with “Frosted!” by Bret Norwood and “Deck the[…]
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MPB03 – “The King’s Maze” by Byron F. McBride & “The Heart of a Monster” by Amberley Griffin
In this bonus guest feature, Monster Porn is proud to present fantastic work by Byron F. McBride and Amberley Griffin. In “The King’s Maze” by Byron F. McBride, a nameless hero discovers the eldritch secret[…]
MP014 – “Return to Burnwood” by Matt Cummins
Bret is missing. Matt fills the gaping hole in his life with the story “Return to Burnwood,” the tale of a couple of kids encountering a part of the vegetal outer-space evil that sprouted in[…]
MP013 – “The Creep” by Matt Cummins
In “The Creep,” by Matt Cummins, we find out what the noises from the basement, which have been keeping your wife up at night, are! And it’s not great. Not great, let me tell you.[…]
MP012 – “Pastoress” by Bret Norwood
In a dark hotel room, a young woman dressed like a priest waits with an open duffel bag at her feet, and a silenced pistol in her lap. They say that if you see the[…]
MP011 – “The Haunting House” by Matt Cummins [Halloween Horror Story 2]
As the saga of Matthew’s Inferno continues from episode 10, Puggles compels Matt to tell a psychological horror story about the house–and history–that haunts a dark artist in “The Haunting House” by Matt Cummins. The[…]
MP010 – “November Moon” by Bret Norwood [Halloween Horror Story 1]
In the first of two Halloween horror stories, “November Moon,” Monster Porn Podcast goes noble savage in a “dances with werewolves” situation! Keep your compound eyes open for the second Halloween story to drop tomorrow![…]
MPB02 – BONUS – “Trees” by Bret Norwood
SURPRISE BONUS EPISODE: “Trees!” Trick or Tree-t! Stay rooted right where you are; don’t leaf yet, because we’re hitting you with a double whammy next week for Halloween with our takes on werewolves and haunted[…]
MP009 – “The Tokoloshe” by Matt Cummins
Don’t forget to enter our t-shirt giveaway. Rate & review MPP on iTunes before Halloween for a free sticker and chance to win one of two Monster Porn t-shirts! Check out weird artist Nic Calavera[…]
MP008 – “Counsel from the Cornstalks” & “The Checkout Line”
Halloween-tide merch giveway! Email your mailing address and a screenshot of you leaving a review for MP on iTunes / Apple Podcasts to info@monsterpornpodcast.com for a free Monster Porn sticker and a chance to win[…]
MP007 – “Penance” and “Looking at Women from a Distance”
A holy-rolling double feature divinely ordained by no less than a god! In “Penance” by Matt Cummins, a poor schmuck finds himself in Hell after a car accident, except…he finds the customer service down below[…]
MP006 – “Some Fursonas Are Ancient” by Bret Norwood
We read two-sentence horror story submissions from listeners and tell the tale (tail?) of the furry who was furry to the core. Today’s story: “Some Fursonas Are Ancient” by Bret Norwood Creep on us! @monsterPr0n[…]
MP005 – “The High Striker” by Matt Cummins
Remember the night at the carnival as a kid when you figured out how the games were rigged and toyed with the carnies? So does that carny clown who ran the High Striker. Don’t do[…]
MP004 – “The Merdmaid” by Bret Norwood
Today’s monster: the merdmaid! Sometimes you find a diamond in the rough. Sometimes you find a diamond in the shit. Sometimes you find a mermaid living in the wastewater treatment plant. Sometimes you fall in[…]
MP003 – “Two-Sided Sarah” by Matt Cummins
*Note: We regret the inconsistent audio quality in parts of this episode. Due to being pressed for recording time, we took a shortcut that we will not be taking again in the future. Thank you[…]
MPB01 – BONUS – “Hands” by Bret Norwood
Today’s monster: hands! In this special bonus episode of Monster Porn Podcast, Bret goes solo to paint a picture of terror with the horror story of a highly disturbing domestic infestation! Story: “Hands” by Bret[…]
MP002 – “A Shadow by Daylight” by Bret Norwood
Today’s monster: Shadow people Beyond the veil of the perceptible universe, the lord of shadows waits the day when shadows themselves shall walk in daylight. Story: “A Shadow by Daylight” by Bret Norwood Creep on[…]
MP001 – “The Filth Licker” by Matt Cummins
Today’s monster: the akaname or “filth licker” (Wikipedia) Have you ever encountered unexpected horror in the bathroom? I know I have. In this inaugural episode of the Monster Porn Podcast, we reveal the terror that stalks the[…]
MP000.5 – Teaser, Cont’d
What? More teaser? Yes, special bonus teaser-age is coming your way! That’s the kind of quality foreplay you can come to expect from Monster Porn podcast. Today’s Monster: Puggles the Teacup Pig! Full episode June[…]
MP000 – Teaser
Wherein our hosts discuss the origin of the word monster, undertake an arcane rite while under-qualified, and, finally, engage what may end in the desolation of this world.
All this in this special teaser episode for Monster Porn!
Full episodes coming June 25th!
