Happy Fourth of July, monsterbators! Today we offer up another installment of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, only known on Earth as the Pastoress! In “Pastoress: Whosoever Believeth” by Bret Norwood, we see how Naomi is dealing with her nocturnal encounter with the weird. Check out episodes 12 and 23 for previous installments of Pastoress!
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“The Zahir [Monster Porn Theme]” and “Ravens [Pastoress Theme]” by Bret Norwood.
“Yankee Doodle” performed by the U.S. Navy Band
“Stars and Stripes Forever” performed by The U.S. Army Band
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